marine corps

Fucking righteous hand of GOD!!!

Everyones dead, But theres a company of Marines partying over the dead bodies. Marine Corps is and will always be the truth.

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parris island

1.(verb)(noun) A place where military personnel turns civilians into pussys then marines. Living in hell is practiced here, along with: thrashings, rape, beatdowns,
looting, blanket parties, getting yelled at, P.T. and
massive disipline and control gaining.
2.(adj)(noun) A basic spawning point of Marinessince the 1920s, if you escape you leave in a pinebox or a crocs belly or drown. Home to the notorious drill instructors who prey on
helpless recruits.
3. A great place to lose weight or gain fat.
4. Where civilians learn how to kill and blow shit up,
train, die.
5. A place where you officially lose your rights as an american.

Cock sucking shitheads welcome to MCRD Parris Island!!! you have motherfucking 12 seconds to get your sorry asses on those yellow strips!!!!!! You!! shut the fuck up!!! you will respond with AYE SIR, NO SIR, AND YES SIR. what the fuck did i just say?!!! 12, 11, 7, 6, 4, go, go, go!!!! My grandma moves faster than you fuckin slugs!!! off the buss!! (without that much cursing tho)

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recruit

1. A pussy ass bitch in my beloved U.S. Marine Corps.
2. Recruit on P.I. or S.D. "trying" to Become Marine.
3. Some other dick that isnt in the Armed Forces.

These damn recruits keep landing on my island and quitting!!
Start shooting some failures!

Ohhrraah! Semper Fidelis

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poolee

No one knows what we are. We are just called poolee because were cool and signed up for the U.S. Marines.
We are the Corps most secret Marines *Not yet Marines*

Poolee what are your twelve general orders?

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seal

It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.

Seals are just wannabe Marines. Seal go 2 miles inland we go the full 10 (Marine Recon).OOOHRAH!!!!

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air force

a large group of busdrivers that like flying with fags.

in the air force ask them what movies they saw, now ask whats a gunfight.

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