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The Montana Miscarriage is a compromise for your prude wife to finally give into anal sex "what she doesn't want to do", and in return you get her pregnant, "which you don't want to do. The miscarriage part comes when you reneg on the deal by not pulling out and jizzing in the vagina, but instead, staying the course and dumping the children into the butthole.
Wife is super pissed, she wants another kid, and I closed on a Montana miscarriage.
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being sickeningly capacitated by a michael moore interview
did you catch that michael moore interview last night? yeah i think its safe to say the whole country is remooresful.
THE ACT OF RUNNING A BICYCLE PUMP UP YOUR ASS TO INTENSIFY A FART.
what happened i thought you won the loudest fart contest? dude they found a bike pump in my backpack and disqualified me for butt doping