protein diet

A diet consumed by a person, only served to them by a man. Purpose is for weight loss. The only sustenance is provided to them by their male partner ejaculating in their mouth.

My bitch's ass was getting big so i put her on the protein diet.

gerbil

The opposite of a cougar. A young girl seeking an older man.

I swung by to pick up my kid at middle school today, when this smokin' gerbil gave me her number!

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