PBA

Personal Bitch Assistant

Jarrod: I you need to call your client right away.

Justin: Don't worry, it's handled! I'll have my PBA do it ASAP.
Jarrod: Your "personal bitch assistant"?

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Facepooping

fay-se-poo-ping // VERB: the act of using Facebook while using the toilet.

Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.

Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.