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Grand Hypocrisy Party

The Grand Hypocrisy Party (GHP) is also known as the Grand Old Party (GOP) or the Republican party also known as the Repugnicant Party. They say one thing and do another. Their stated ideology is completely intellectually inconsistent and filled with hypocrisy.

The Grand Hypocrisy Party says that they believe in small government, yet what they mean is small enough to fit into your bedroom and personal life where they insist on legislating their own narrow minded morality. They say they believe in fiscal discipline, complain about deficit spending, yet advocate tax cuts for the top 2% of the ultra wealthy and yet don't even pretend to offer a way to pay for them. They say they believe in the Constitution yet have acted to undercut the Constitutional rights of the People and advocate amending the Constitution and abolishing Amendments that guarantee people fundamental rights!

by jmspaesq October 30, 2010

46πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Baconocracy

A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!

The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!

by jmspaesq November 5, 2010

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Baconican

A Baconican is a Republican who has switched to the Bacon Party where bacon lovers have united to help bring about a Baconocracy where we will be ruled wisely and benevolently by a Baconator, bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!

My friend who was a Republican came to her senses and switched to the Bacon Party and became Baconican!

by jmspaesq November 14, 2010

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Esquired

To be Esquired is to have passed the bar exam and be admitted to the Bar!

My bright and talented and awesome friend Amy just got her bar exam result and passed and is now officially esquired!

by jmspaesq November 11, 2010

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Bacon Party

1. The Bacon Party is a new political party which is trying to establish a baconocracy where bacon RULES! Bacon will rule wisely and benevolently. In this politically divided country our best hope for unity is to unite behind bacon. Only bacon can win a true mandate. The bacon party has a vision of world peace where all the diverse peoples of the world unite behind bacon. As we all know, bacon makes everything better. The motto of the bacon party is VOTE FOR GREASE!!!

2. A bacon party is any party where bacon is served. Since bacon makes everything better, any party where bacon is served is automatically more fun!

1. In the 2012 election the bacon party won in a greaseslide!

2. I was lucky enough to be invited to a bacon party last night!

by jmspaesq November 9, 2010

29πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Republimise

Unlike a compromise which involves a give and take between opposing viewpoints, and mutual concessions, a republimise means to agree with whatever the Repugnicant overlords say given their attitude of arrogance and self righteousness and certainty that they are always right. Whether their 'mandate' consists of a one vote victory in the US Supreme Court as in the 2000 Presidential election, or taking back one house in the Congress as in the 2010 election despite polling showing the popularity of the party overall at 25% in approval ratings, they never waver from their certitude that they are always right and belong in power.

A Republicompromise was offered by the new house majority leader which consisted of 'our way or the highway' rather than any concession to the other party. The tea baggers declared themselves the new poltical center despite the fact that they are a bunch of extremist whack jobs who HATE AMERICA and agreed to Republimise meaning everyone else had to agree with them.

by jmspaesq November 4, 2010

143πŸ‘ 231πŸ‘Ž


Rush Lameass

Rush Lameass is a big fat assed hypocritical idiot drug addict propodandist who spews hate and nonsense and never lets a single fact stand in the way of his opinions! His followers who are incapable of independent thought actually proudly call themselves 'ditto heads' believe it or not.

Rush Lameass is a big fat idiot who is intent on going through life fat drug addicted and stupid and proud of it!

by jmspaesq November 5, 2010

173πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž