dumbbell sex

making loud, orgasmic sounds while weightlifting

I couldn't stop laughing long enough to finish my set, the guy on the next machine was having dumbbell sex.

26👍 8👎

hosechat

unwanted conversation with the person at the next urinal

So I'm standing there taking a leak, minding my own business, and this guy next to me starts in with the hosechat. Talk about awkward.

simian theory

the theory that anything can be made funnier simply by adding monkeys

We're going to run this add campaign completely on the simian theory. Monkeys, monkeys, monkeys people!

3👍 1👎

blitzkrieg chatter

refers to a person talking so fast and seamlessly that you are unable to react to or comment on anything being said

I had some great advice to give, but I couldn't cut through the blitzkrieg chatter.

2👍 1👎

boregasm

the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

36👍 17👎