thunder cunt

Unusual occurance in the woman's birth canal (sexual organ). When a raging tropical storm is taking place in the vagina. Usually caused by depression or great stress and comes out in the form of thunder and lightening. In more extreme cases vaginal secretions shoot out from the vagina said to be rain from the thunder cunt.

I swear to you Danny, I was about to insert when I heard a loud bang. Then a bolt of lightning shot out and clean burned off my pecker. The bitch had a thunder cunt.

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