hipster

1. a trendy clown
2. a social oxymoron

To become a hipster you need these fancy thick rims and a skrillex haircut to underline your independence

hipster

To qualify as real hipster you need to posses Allan Ginsberg qualities. You need to be a communist, a homosexual and a user of drugs. However by 2012, this term started to be used by mass media and became a synonym for phony normie plebeians who come destroy all things good.

-I'm a hipster
-so you write experimental poetry, salute trotsky and take it up the bum?
-no, i listen to skrillix

covfefe

"covfefe" is a mistype of "coverage" as in "press coverage"
The typo was induced by zolpidem overdose

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”