covfefe

"covfefe" is a mistype of "coverage" as in "press coverage"
The typo was induced by zolpidem overdose

“Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

hipster

To qualify as real hipster you need to posses Allan Ginsberg qualities. You need to be a communist, a homosexual and a user of drugs. However by 2012, this term started to be used by mass media and became a synonym for phony normie plebeians who come destroy all things good.

-I'm a hipster
-so you write experimental poetry, salute trotsky and take it up the bum?
-no, i listen to skrillix

hipster

1. a trendy clown
2. a social oxymoron

To become a hipster you need these fancy thick rims and a skrillex haircut to underline your independence