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Chuck Noris

You better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!

its spelt Chuck Norris not Chuck noris, id tell you to run but there's no point, he will find you!

by jobflobadobYob January 13, 2011

36πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Weet-bix

the unit of measurement for manliness

Vin Diesel is 3 weet-bix more than steven seagal. sylvester stallone is about 28 weet-bix while mike tyson is at 36 weet-bix

by jobflobadobYob October 10, 2010

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


BQ

BQ stands for Bonus question

BQ: what's your favourite food?

by jobflobadobYob January 5, 2011

96πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Good cop/Mentally disabled cop

A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.

that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.

by jobflobadobYob November 1, 2010

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Toilet suppressor

A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.

"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".

by jobflobadobYob November 9, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Snag roll

an Australian slang for sausage roll although no Australians use this word.........yet..

guy walks into a shop: Chuck us a snag roll will ya mate

confused shopkeeper: errr........what?

guy: what are ya fuckin deaf....get me a sausage roll before i snap ya

by jobflobadobYob October 10, 2010

10πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Robert Palmer

An annoying douche-bag who's music is terrible so he puts hot chicks in them to get peoples attention.

if you ever watch a music channel like VH1 and a Robert Palmer video comes on, make sure you change the channel as soon as possible. large doses of Robert palmer have been known to turn regular people into gays, and gays into French people.

by jobflobadobYob November 21, 2010

3πŸ‘ 64πŸ‘Ž