You better fix that spelling mistake before he kills you!
its spelt Chuck Norris not Chuck noris, id tell you to run but there's no point, he will find you!
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the unit of measurement for manliness
Vin Diesel is 3 weet-bix more than steven seagal. sylvester stallone is about 28 weet-bix while mike tyson is at 36 weet-bix
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A police interrogation method similar to good cop/bad cop except it replaces the Bad cop with a mentally disabled cop.
that's it... we will have to use Good cop/Mentally disabled cop on him.
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A small amount of toilet paper floating just above the waters surface so when one needs to Bomb Korea it doesn't make a loud splashing noise.
"I had to take a dump and I didn't want anyone to here me so I used a toilet suppressor".
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an Australian slang for sausage roll although no Australians use this word.........yet..
guy walks into a shop: Chuck us a snag roll will ya mate
confused shopkeeper: errr........what?
guy: what are ya fuckin deaf....get me a sausage roll before i snap ya
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An annoying douche-bag who's music is terrible so he puts hot chicks in them to get peoples attention.
if you ever watch a music channel like VH1 and a Robert Palmer video comes on, make sure you change the channel as soon as possible. large doses of Robert palmer have been known to turn regular people into gays, and gays into French people.
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