jocelyn

jocelyn is super short but is the hottest girl in the world. even tho she’s 10’4 she makes up for it by making you shit your pants. then, after you make her heart break, she turns into the alpha wolf and attacks your pack and kills you all. she’s broke but earns her money by being a hot stripper. lord farquad is her twin and they are literally the same height but she’s 1 inch taller than him.

boy #1: jocelyn is really hot i’m gonna fuck her up
boy #2: not before i do.
boy #3: i already did.
boy #1 and #2: god damn it bro. how was it.
boy #3: hot.