deja-do

the overwhelming feeling upon seeing someone that a romantic or sexual situation occured with them, although either the person,encounter, or both cannot be specifically recalled.

I'm having Deja-Do about my new co-worker: I think we hooked up at a party a few years ago, but I'm not sure.

re-adolescent

A person in their 20's or 30's (or beyond) who appreciates and enjoys what are perceived as childish or immature pursuits.

Do you watch cartoons more than the news? Wear sneakers more than shoes? Buy kid's meals to get the toys for yourself? And are you of legal drinking age? If so, you are a re-adolescent.

50 Cent

is this guy still a rapper? he is a rich man who cares more about money than the love of the game. did i mention he stole his name from a real nyc gangsta. and did i mention that his new hobby/expertise is sueing.

cuz a gggggg G UNOT !!!

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976 rule

the physical attractiveness of a person one's never seen before is significantly lower than the appeal of their phone voice. (the rule is based on the principle that "976" phone sex operators are generally unattractive women in trailer parks.)

"I'm not going out with your sister unless I see a photo first: I've been burned by the 976 rule too many times, and ended up on dates with monsters."

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