Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well

"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."

cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.

Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."

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