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politician

see personification: Giving human traits to non-human things. also see republican

that republican is a politician

by joebob February 15, 2003

45πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Desert Eagle

A gas operated, semi automatic pistol with a rotating bolt. It can be found chambered for the .357 Magnum, .44 Magnum,.50 Action Express, and .440 Corbon. A .41 Magnum model went out of production several years ago. Imported to U.S.A. by Magnum Research Inc.

Action movies and video games have helped make the Desert Eagle famous.

by joebob August 2, 2003

178πŸ‘ 55πŸ‘Ž


.38

A generic term used to refer to any revolver chambered for the .38 S&W Special. The most famous examples are the Smith & Wesson Model 10 and Model 36 'Chief's Special.' This is perhaps one of the best chocies for ANYONE seeking a no-frills, close range, defensive cartridge. It isn't the most powerful, with so-so ballistics, but a couple of .38s in the center mass will end most life threatening encounters.

I bought myself a Model 10 .38 to keep under the matress, just in case any drunkard thugs get any ideas...

by joebob October 2, 2003

53πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by joebob August 31, 2003

49πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


SPAS 12

An selective fire (pump action or semi automatic) twelve gauge shotgun intended for the military/police market. Manufactured by Franchi of Italy. 8 round tubular magazine. "SPAS" is an acronym for Special Purpose Automatic Shtogun

The cop entered the building with a SPAS 12 shotgun half-hidden under his coat.

by joebob August 5, 2003

75πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


SIG-Sauer P232

A double action semi automatic blowback pistol of Swiss-German collaboration. The P232 is a reeingineerd P230, which takes advantage of modern manufacturing techniques. The P232 is availible in 7.65mm (.32 ACP) and .380 ACP (9x17mm Kurz/Short. It's availible finishes are: Blue carbon steel, stainless steel, and a two-tone option. An elegant, sleek, small automatic with enough class to challenge the famous (Walther PPK)

The assassin had spent the day tracking his target, and aimed his silencer equipped SIG-Sauer P232 7.65mm to finish the job...

by joebob September 27, 2003

72πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


wiggle worm

old man wiener

no example needed, look down your pants

by joebob February 15, 2003

12πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž