sticky keys

1. something you use if you cant reach halfway across the keyboard to use a shortcut with Shift, Ctrl, or Alt.
2. an annoying default feature of Microsoft where if you press Shift five times, a popup asking whether you want to enable StickyKeys, ruining any streak you have if you're playing an FPS. Can be used to annoy random people

Person 1: OMG HOW DO I GET MY 100TH KILL STREAK WITHOUT DYING???
Person 2: Press Shift 5 times right when an enemy sees you to get a quick armor boost
Person 1: Thanks, man. You're my god!
...
Person 1: WTF IS THIS SHIT NO I DONT WANT STICKY KEYS WTF STUPID MICROSOFT!!!!!!! NOOOOOOO I DIED!!!!!!!!! WTF YOU HACKER!!!!!!!

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taylor swift

Taylor Swift is a singer who sings "Our Song," one of the best songs to spam in forums, Ventrilo, chatrooms, etc.

Vent abuser: (blasting Taylor Swift)
Vent user1: STFU NOOB
Vent user2: WTF IS THIS DOLLY PARTON?!?!?!
Vent user3: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vent user4: STFU AND DIE
Vent user5: IMA GET YOU BANNED NOOB

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