Ace of Base

AN AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME Band from the late 90's ish and its awesome. They rock man.

"Dont turn around you dont wanna see my heart breakin dont turn around i dont want you seein me cry"

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jerkweed

a jerk, but worse

Hey jerkweed, you just ran over my foot!

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snap a grogan

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

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Thumbs

A wooden monkey with only one thumb.

"Thumbs fell off the ledge and broke a thumb off"

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fanyard

female sex organ (see also lanyard)

Manuel de Jesus Alvarez Fanyardo (the Spaniard who discovered the fanyard)

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F.I.A.

Fellatio Induced Apology

"Bitch dropped the ball on that one"
"FIA, man, FIA"

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Fa-der-o-lo-gist

A person who cuts, shaves, and trims hair, and beards. An expert in grooming

Shape Ups, Tapers

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