Marbles

It is 100% NOT a sport!!!
Marbles are for meaningless dweebs that have no other interests in life. People who play marbles and think it's a sport is most likely a virgin. Thinking that there's a "World Marbles Championship" and actually takes it seriously, is just disgusting. The definition of an actual "sport" is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment. Marbles does not cause physical exertion unless you're doing pull-ups with your fingers. So...marbles is not a sport god damn it.

"Marbles is a varified sport, even my mom agrees" - Josh
"I agree with Josh, several marbles competitions were featured by Forbes" - Ethan