joe

mama

bethany: hey do you know joe?
taylor: joe who?
bethany: JOE MAMA!!!

mattybraps

(noun) the best rapper/singer in the industry

synonym: king

angela: have you heard of this rapper he’s so good his name is mattybraps
tom: ARE YOU KIDDING ME OF COURSE I KNOW MATTYBRAPS

angela: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER...HAH

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March 25

anyone born on this day immediately has clout. they’re good at basically everything and they’ll be your best friend but also annoy you to death.

a: when’s your birthday?
k: March 25
a: NO WAY YOURE SO COOL

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slat

stands for “slime love all the time” but it has to be done with the gesture 👈 👎

jared: YO IS THAT MY BOY TIMOTHY

timothy: AYYYY SLAT
jared: 👈👎

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