safari

A ride through the redlight district. The hoes come out and start harrasing your car and climbing all over your car while you pass by them at 2 mph. While doing a drive-by, you are staring at the skeezy hoes like they're a pack of wild animals - just like an African safari. The only difference is that you replace the African jungle with a jungle of skanky ass bitches.

Drunkass 1: Damn, I'm drunk as hell.
Drunkass 2: Yeah, me too. What you wanna do?
Drunkass 1: Let's do safari!
Drunkass 2: Hell yeah! You drive, I'm too drunk, and I wanna heckle the bitches.

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