Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

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Volkswagwan

The term when greeting or naming a Volkswagen driver.

Safe Volkswagwan .
I'm a true Volkswagwan.

Leopard

A general term for any drug that may harm you or not harm you at all, unexpectedly.

Dude I was high and I felt the leopard, it came on so fast.

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