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The colloquial term usually used by Northern British or Scottish men when referring to a woman's rectum.
Usually used during anal intercourse.
"I heard that James Wheal got raped in the chocolate bon bon factory and enjoyed it! What a gaylord."
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When you have a wank while crying.
Person 1: Hey, you're into anime porn aren't you?
Person 2: Hell yeah.
Person 2 goes home, whips out Bambi on Blu-ray, gets a hard-on and cries to the sweet, yet sad scenes of Bambi while having a wank, hence the work crank.
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When you can take a shit at your true friends house, without worrying about skid marks, the stench or even having to flush.
ME: "Mum, Greg has officially been moved into my 'true friend' zone.
MUM: " What?"
ME : I took a dump at his house and didn't flush. Didn't even feel guilty.
MUM: "That's how me and your Dad got through the friend zone"
ME : "..."
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