cheeseballs

an injected concoction consisting primarily of cocaine and cheese and sometimes baby formula to cut.

...back then we were doing way too many cheeseballs

-the d

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ball-walk

An activity performed by a male in a public place or gathering, usually a party, where a portion of the scrotum with one or more testicle or ball is fully exposed while the rest of the cockandballs is obscured. frequently this display will continue as the ball-walker mingles hither and thither dodging the occasional outbreak of shock, dismay, awe and eventually laughter creating a sort of sociological wave affect through the gathering.

"...So I was at this party with Tony (Millionaire) in L.A. and i started doing the ball-walk. one person across the room would notice and point excitedly and i'd duck behind some people and go somewhere else until someone else reacted..."

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ball bouquet

an epidermal display or offering from a male of good breeding. sometimes referred to as the basket of fruit or cockandballs this phallic and scrotal presentation is guaranteed to elicit a strong response from the intended recipient. not recommended for public wooing.

So Rick whipped out the ball bouquet and said, "My nuts are on your shoulder", and Matt in a stage of fervid denial pleaded, "No they're not..."

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