cunkle

cunkle is the action that occurs when your knuckles force your nails into the side of a womens vagina, colon, etc. This typically happens while fisting.

Shit Steve, you just cunkled the shit out of my judy, said Suzanne.

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epossum

When a person pretends to not be there when chatting online.

Everything was cool until I asked her out, then she went all ePossum on me.

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pants led hug

When a man hugs a person with an erection.

Kim: So how was the party?
Suzanne: Fine, until Matt gave me a pants led hug.

slanguage

New words or phrases that utilize slang's

I don't understand what slanguage she is speaking, I think she is from the valley.

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feelance

doing work for money, like freelance work.

I enjoy doing feelance work to having a permanent position at Dr. Pepper.

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tfail

same as epic fail, but different context, usually the response to a question.

john said, "How was the football game?" I replied, "tfail . . . "

e-pposum

When chatting with someone (usually via an instant messenger) and they suddenly stop responding due to a question you posed to them.

I was chatting with Dennis, suddenly he went e-pposum on me just because I mentioned his sister.