When you have a shower straight after having a shit because you have no toilet paper
âThereâs no bog rollâ
âJust have a Sri Lankan then mateâ
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when your fucked on drugs at a festival and your aimlessly wandering round
lad we went en flotte for about 3 hours at Glastonbury
The worst pair of new shoes you have ever seen, similar to beetlecrunchers and kerbcrackers
Eeeee your not coming out with me wearing them Honkbofflers