Clownlord

One who has achieved lordship over buffoons by practising unequalled acts of buffoonery.

"Joe, you clownlord, why did you microwave your iPhone?"

Goblinfucker

A gentleman with a tendency to pursue and engage in sexual activities with ladies of less-than-stellar repute or appearance.

I saw you banging the old lunch lady in your car last night pal, you're a real goblinfucker.