empale

Born from the heavenly depths of St. Mother Ria herself, Empale is a gamebred violent champion in Hypixel's Rankededed SkyWars. Legend has it that if you encounter Empale in a Hypixel Ranked SkyWars match, he will sting you with his monstrous penile and send you back to the lobby in a matter of mere seconds. #EMPALEBESTMASTERS

Sackboy_clunkerpat5: Hey dude, that kid empale fucked me the frickety frick up just now, I think he's cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EMPALEFAN696969: LOOOOOOOOOOL STAY MAD LLLLLLLLLLLLLL WASHED YOU ARE! LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL