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(N) Purchasing gift(s) for some one with the expressed hope that they sleep with you.
John bought Stacey a pearl necklace as retail foreplay. It certainly paid off. She blew him before the gift wrap hit the floor.
6π 1π
(n) The ejaculant of a Russian male.
"Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
16π 3π
Achiving an erection on the basis of some geek related information or gadget.
Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
12π 2π
(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
1.Noun: The point at which the tip of the penis enters the vagina.
2.Verb: The act of putting the tip of the penis into the vagina.
3. The promise you make during 3rd base.
i.e. " I'll only put the tip in."
" Stacey, baby,I don't think we are ready to have sex either, I just want to tip in, and then I'll pull away, that's all. Promise"
64π 14π
The action of pulling back the cliteral hood and slapping or smaking the clitoris.
"Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
22π 7π
Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
6π 4π