thanksgiving

when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.

guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

A fly

when you get a plane and accidentaly fly it into the twin towers while screaming
ALLAHU AKBAR NIGGER NIGGER

passenger1: whats that noise from the cockpit
passenger2: idk
pilot: ALLAHU AKBAR NIGGER NIGGER
passenger1: i think he's doing a fly