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batwing

it's what you can do to someone on a hot afternoon when your testicles are drooping extremely far down...it's a 2 part process...you take a sweaty ball in the palm of your hand, and the other nut in the other hand and stretch them out as far apart as possible, this is easy part...for the 2nd (and more difficult) part you you gotta find a slutty bitch who's down for the clown, and you get her in any of many sexy submissive poses and stretch your nutsack over her face...if you do this correctly you should be able to get both balls all the way around to her ears...its quite a sight because you can see the imprint of their face poking out through your scrotum

Brad was such a cock mongrel that he was just begging to be batwinged

did you see the way i batwinged that bitch last night, she didnt know what was coming

Chris batwinged Brad 3 times while he was passed out

by johnny_blueballs April 10, 2005

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hood ornament

when you plow a filthy whore on the top of your buddy's car...thus making her a hood ornament...he will know of this event because of the ass cheek imprints and love juices left behind

that skank rachel made a fantastic hood ornament on top of an anonymous car after that party

by johnny_blueballs April 15, 2005

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Flying Dutchman

it's where you drop a large hot steamy pile of shit onto her chest and then swam dive your ass cheeks onto her and smear it all over her, sexily!!

marsh was a fiend for the flying dutchman, so he asked brad to give it to him good!!

by johnny_blueballs April 9, 2005

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