yeet

yeet (interjection): An exclamation made when looking up the term "yeet" on urbandictionary.com and realizing every single entry has a spelling error or is otherwise grammatically incorrect.

Example:
she: What are you doing?
he: Looking up the definition of "yeet" on urbandictionary.com and realizing American civilization is doomed because no one can spell or write correctly anymore. Yeeeeeet.

fartwad

fartwad (interjection): An exclamation expressing irritation, anger or disgust.

Example:
"Tom yakked all over my bathroom and now I have to clean that shit up. Fartwad!"