Volcanic

What a penis is like at 10 PM when you just looked at skimpy women

George: Yo my dick is so volcanic right now
Jerry: Why bro?
George: I was on Youtube and just saw a bunch of women in bikinis
Jerry: You best go and wank off mate!

August 20

The day that the sexiest, hottest girl was born. The day that this happened all nuclear wars had ceased for this persons birth, and Donald Trump gave a speech on why this day was so important

Shawn: Yo lachlan, its august 20th!
Lachlan: Ah yes, the day that the most beautiful girl was born...
Rock: What the fuck you heartless simp