oral hershiser

The act of being fellated by a woman while standing (she's on her knees), cumming in her mouth, and pulling a quick 180 to then fire out a log into her cum-filled orifice.

Event form:
I'd been eating fiber bars all day to prepare for our Oral Hershiser.

Verb form:
She gave me oral, then I spun around and hershised that bitch.

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wake up call

a surprise and swift insertion of your hog leg into a friends mouth mid-yawn.

1.

Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.

2.
Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!

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