infocrapic

The result when an organization tries to cram too much confusing information into a clever graphic.

In an attempt to graphically represent every corporate process in one image, the company ended up with a useless infocrapic.

typing toot

A typing toot is like a brain fart, but in text form. When a person changes thoughts or phrasing mid sentence, and types a non-sensical sentence. For example " Are we going leaving for the movie soon?"

Ignore the typing toot in my last email. I know it didn't make sense.

stainted

A combination of stained and tainted. When someone gross and vile, leaves a permanent mark on a surface with their bodily emissions.

Bob stainted my cubicle wall when he leaned his greasy head against it.