Bloody Wars

A phrase commonly used by farmers in the county of Norfolk when frustrated or annoyed. Rumoured to have originated in the village of Castle Acre.

It can be translated into; "fucking hell".

"marthas got in the bull pen, bloody wars!"

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Wisbech

Home to Cyclops and other half-breed primordial species who procreate through interbred relationships.

Fortunately, these native vermin are now facing the threat of extinction at the hands of Eastern European migrants who are populating the area at a tremendous rate. The number would be greater if not for the fact that they are consistently stabbed, maimed, battered, abused and quite possibly eaten for their exotic taste by the local yokels.

Don't go to Wisbech

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