Parmageddon

An urban eating strip in suburban Melbourne, Australia on any given Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday night.

Chalkboards toting "Parma Nite" will line the streets indicating venues where the local ritual of worshiping and celebrating poorly cooked Parmigiana is perpetuated by alcoholics and students.

I'm starved but it's like parmageddon down here... Let's go to chinatown instead.