swimshit

swimsuit said wrong

"ok kids put on your swimshits!"
"did you mean swimsuits"
"oops"

reliable guy

the one side character that everyone hated at first but later on the main character's nephew calls him a reliable guy and ends up being the only character he's ever really said that too

"you are a truly reliable guy"
"what the fuck you know i exist too and i'm your literal uncle"
"no"

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pissbread

mmm yummy bread

"welcome to the bread bank, what type of bread would you like"
"i'd like a pissbread"
"what"
"i said i'd like a pissbread"
"sorry we don't have those we have brioches, baguettes, white bread, wheat bread,"
"i want a fucking pissbread"
"we don't serve that sir"
"i'm going to leave a bad review on yelp"