umfriend

a euphemism for 'fuckbuddy'
only pussies say umfriend

girl: this is my umfriend Jake

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mms

make me smile;
usually written as 'u mms', meaning 'you make me smile', and may be used by people who get tired of the overused 'lol'

dude:"i don't need sex...school fucks me everyday..."
other dude:"rofl!"
the girlfriend:"u mms"

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