McMorse

That feeling you get in the pit of your stomach/upper intestines approximately 1 hour after eating a McDonalds meal. This is accompanied by deep regret for the lunchtime decisions you made.

Joe: "Is that a McDonalds bag? you went to McDonalds and didn't ask me?!"
Zack: "Don't worry, I'm already being punished.."
Joe: "ahh... McMorse.."

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War Paint

An overabundance of cosmetics applied to a woman's face for the purpose of hiding what lies beneath. Typically there are a few giveaways such as:

-a distinctly different skin tone transition occurring right under the jawline.

-A chalky texture to the face due to outer layers of base starting to break free.

"I was going to go home with the girl from the club, but given the lighting circumstances and all the War Paint she was wearing, there's a good chance I would've woke up next to a Butterface"

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Outside Garbage

A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.

Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."