Gay Spray

Generally used by swimmers to describe their distaste for axe body spray because of how pungent it is, and how hard it is to breathe if used in poorly ventilated locker rooms. Swimmers who use Gay Spray excessively and often are usually called gay for a few weeks. Sometimes a single spark can start chemical warfare in a locker room, so people who dont want to get involved often change before the Gay Sprays are pulled out

Dude 1: Ah shit I think Jack unloaded two cans of gay spray just now
Dude 2: Oh god I can barely breathe.
Dude 1: *collapses*

scamazon

Because of almost extreme customer priority, Amazon can refund or replace an item if you say it didn't come, no questions asked. This has led to users of Amazon abusing said system, to receive a refund, or a replacement for an item that already came.

Person 1: Why do you have two laptops?
Person 2: Because I used my trusty friend, scamazon

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