feel better

Insincere platitude. The phrase your boss or friends use when they know you're either hungover or faking illness to get out of work/class/etc. Also used by the same individuals when they're pissed off that you really *are* sick and your absence is inconvenient.

"Hey Sharon, I've got a massive case of explosive diarrhea. I probably shouldn't cook burgers today."
"Okay Jake. Feel better."

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