throbbing muncher

a sweaty lesbian eating out another lesbian on a sunbed.

"hey Lillanne, lets go do a throbbing muncher on our lil sister!!"

23👍 7👎

thumper

an absolutely bangingly steamey shit!

"dude, i just took a thumper on your dads chest whilst he was sleeping!!"

29👍 67👎

siliconing

jabbing ones penis into anothers silicone breast until your penis unloads.

"ear jeffold, i enjoyed our session of siliconing last nite underneath the christmas tree, it was a joyous occassion, lets do it again tomorow you slapper"

23👍 10👎

thumbed

placing your thumb into ones crevice.

"i believe we should fornicate by getting thumbed, what do you say husband?"

44👍 11👎

gashtic fiend

crabs running around your pants

"shit!!there crabs all over my dads brown tinged gashtic fiend thong!"

15👍 5👎

bishoping

forcing a Holy bible into ones gash.

"vicar, lets do that again!"
"what do you mean?"
"like what jesus did to the jews!"
"oh, THAT thing"
"lets go bishoping up your wrinkly grandma!"

22👍 13👎

tides of sephra

an amazing spazzmodicc masterbation band from blakburn and burnley in the uk.

"lets go shag a fruit pastel in the garden of eden whilst listening to tides of sephra!"

10👍 4👎