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Lotus Notes

(1) A groupware solution that incorporates application development and email.
(2) A groupware solution that should improve its email application to be more user friendly.

Lotus Notes enables us to save money on licensing due to development of our own apps.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

14πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Painful

See "reality TV."

Survivor is painful to watch.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

87πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


CEO

(1) Chief Executive Officer
(2) The Big Cheese
(3) The person in charge of a company who has no other qualifications but thinks he or she does.
(4) See also: asshole, idiot, pain in the ass, obstacle, bottleneck, waste, or worthless.

The CEO just took away all of our 401K funds!

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

966πŸ‘ 350πŸ‘Ž


mercedes

An automobile that started out being made by Mercedes, a company name after the founder's daughter. Later it was sold and became Mercedes-Benz. Now it is nothing but an over-priced Chrysler product being sold under the pretense of being a real Mercedes.

The trans went in my Mercedes again.

by jondapicam November 10, 2003

105πŸ‘ 149πŸ‘Ž


Dodge

(1) Make of car cheaply made, looks good, but breaks down prematurely.
(2) Make of car that sells for a low price but parts are expensive.
(3) The only make of truck or van that give you multiple choice on what to do when they cut you off in the middle of the road. (Should I dodge him or ram him?)
(4) Division of Chrysler that used to make good quality automobiles such as the Charger, but sacrifices quality for profit.
Note: these definitions also apply to Plymouth and Chrysler.

My Dodge Caravan's transmission blew again.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

207πŸ‘ 109πŸ‘Ž


garbage

See "Reality TV"

Did you see who was kicked off the island on that garbage show?

by jondapicam November 4, 2003

154πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


politics

The art of making it look like you are actually helping those that your represent in a government organization while actually creating more problems and blaming them on other politiicans so you can get re-elected.

Politics is the root of all evil.

by jondapicam November 5, 2003

504πŸ‘ 123πŸ‘Ž