weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

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Windows ME

See "Windows" for the first part of the definition. ME stands for Mangled Edition.

My computer is rendered useless by having Windows ME installed upon it.

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Reality TV

The mirror through which we can see the decline of our civilization.

If the Roman Empire was aroung today, reality TV would be the cause of its decline.

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capper

(1) One who writes captions to screengrabs on the Scifi channel website.
(2) Anyone who writes captions to photos or screengrabs online.
(3) The elite of the MST3K fans.

Some legendary capers include gray zombie, glitterrock and jondapicam.

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Hot

(1) Opposite of cold.
(2) Sexually attrative.
(3) See "cool" or "awesome"

That was hot.

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Windows

OS where the word restart is the norm. Also synonymous with "monopoly." Also characterized by slow startups, thus the term "win-doze," and known as a computer virus to Mac users, all 10 of them. Other terms used: POS, sucky OS, The rebootinator.

Hey, want to play a game of Windows? I want to be the car.

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