primpcess

Someone who behaves like a princess even though she isn't royalty. A primpcess takes longer to apply her lipstick.

Would you get your lips on already? Stop acting like a fucking primpcess.

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parking pig

Someone who cuts you off from a parking spot you are waiting for, usually from the opposite direction

Did you see that parking pig just steal the parking spot I was waiting for?

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parking pig

Someone coming from the opposite direction who turns into an empty parking slot that you are signaling a left turn for.

Did you see that parking pig just cut me off and steal my parking spot?

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