smoke beef

when a guy like 2 put naughty mans parts in his mouth for fun or when he has a strange habbit of lightings cows noses and sucking on there arse

you smoke beef, this is good beef here , whoa im stoned on this beef, whoa this beef is good, david lawrence smokes beef, ummmmmm beef,

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kikstand

JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand

my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean over and use it as a kik stand

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little brtian

A misspelling of the popular British comedy programme Little Britain.
Features Matt Lucas and David Walliams as the main stars, with helping hands from the likes of Anthony Head, known for his role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Often quoted by the people of Britain.

"Hey did you see Little Britain last night?"
"Yeah, good, wasn't it?"
"Yeah...but no but yeah but no but yeah but no cos Candice said was round the back of the bike sheds with James Thomson and SHUT UP!"
"Jim, you can't do the f***ing impression. Shut up."

Man Warmth

The warmth of the Crotch area another man should never feel

Damnit Jim get you leg off me!!!

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nignog

a black hairy man aka indian

look at that big nignog over there

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natas

Evil, or totally messed up. Satan backwards.

That child killer on tv, man, that's totally natas.

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shmere

anything u want it to mean

i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).

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