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Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F word. Itâs the one magical word, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word frichen, which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance: John fucked Shirley.
As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks.
Its meaningâs not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as: Johnâs doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As a noun: I donât give a fuck.
As part of a word, absofuckinlutely, or infuckincredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there arenât too many words with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples describing situation such as:
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Ah, fuck it.
Trouble: I guess Iâm really fucked now.
Aggression: Donât fuck with me buddy!
Difficulty: I donât understand this fucking question
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction: I donât like what the fuck is going on here
Incompetence: Heâs a fuckoff
Dismissal: Why donât you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
Iâm sure you can think of many more examples. With all these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech, It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! FUCK YOU!
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1) To stab someone in the back.
2) The hand that feeds is the name of a wicked song off of the Nine Inch Nails cd "With Teeth".
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
Will you chew until it bleeds?
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the nods happen when you are trying to stay awake but your body wants to sleep... characterized by brief naps which end in a matter of seconds when your head nods and your body wakes up realizing that your trying to stay awake... usually repeated many times
jonny had the nods while sitting through his geography class
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a stupid joke that you could see a mile away
derp de derp de derpidy derp
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Wedding Crashers is a hilarious 2005 movie starring Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson as two guys who go around crashing weddings to sleep with girls. It was definitely the funniest movie of 2005.
John Beckwith: Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters.
Jeremy Grey: Well snap out of it! What, a hot older women made you feel her cans? Stop crying like a little girl.
John Beckwith: I wasn't crying like a little girl.
Jeremy Grey: Why don't you try getting jacked off under the table in front of the whole damn family and have some real problems, jackass. Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
makes sputtering motorboat noise
Jeremy Grey: You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
John Beckwith: What's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: What do you mean "what's wrong with me?" What's wrong with you?
John Beckwith: No, what's wrong with you?
Jeremy Grey: No, what's wrong with you? You're projecting!
John Beckwith: Drop it.
Jeremy Grey: You drop it! You stop projecting on me! Why don't you go enjoy yourself while I go ice my balls and spit up blood.
John Beckwith: Drop it!
starts walking away
Jeremy Grey: Team player!
- Wedding Crashers
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1. MSN is short for "The Microsoft Network".
2. Generally, the term MSN is used to refer to MSN Messenger; a messaging service that is more important to teenagers than any other form of communication.
1. Man, you're so dumb, MSN does not stand for Microsoft Service Network.
2. "Dude, did you get that chicks phone number?", "Even better, I got her MSN ;)"
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