Slap you with ma’ greasy hand

Not having the time or in the mood to deal with someone’s bullshit that you wouldn’t even take the time to wipe off your hand when eating chicken wings or ribs before you slap the shit out of them.

John S.: Hey can I have one of those?

*reaches to take a bbq spare rib*

*John V turns and blocks advancing hand*

John V: Don’t make me slap you with ma’ greasy hand!

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Bitchdaclitdoesomobuckahole

1. Adj. Used to describe or dis-engender, usually a male, either when they do something chump like or absurdly annoying but also coming off as an asshole as well

2. Any dude from the Jersey Shore

Guy 1 sees a guy, that is a total herb none the less, yelling at his girl and says something demeaning to her then bounces. Guy 1 shakes his head in disbelief and looks over at his buddy...

Guy 2 nods his head in agreement and in a sigh states simply, "Bitchdaclitdoesomobuckahole"

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