Musical

Bad acting and bad songs combined, Child actors running around and pretending to be great. The fun thing is that if you happen to die, you com eback as a jolly ghost who will grant all the kids in the audience 3 wishes.

loser 1- "Dont you just the looove musical oliver twist? i just weep when nancy dies"

me: "Yes, i love the way she gets slowly murdered by a lead bullet wedged in her upper temple, as she slides down the stage in a melodramatic, irritatting style, and little ballache Oliver (played by a 11 year old, pushed into the theatre school by his over protective mother who is a also a failed acress) attempts to cry while waving to his mum in the front row."

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