BUFF

This is a covert (somewhat ironic) acronym. Buff actually stands for "Big Ugly Fat Fuck". Be careful when using this acronym. Most big ugly fat fucks already know they're nasty. So if they hear you call them a buff, they may think you're just being sarcastic and using the nomitive sense and definition of buff (i.e. muscular). This word is most effectively used when identifying a big ugly fat fuck who actually thinks he's got a body to be proud of. See also BIF

Bill: (Casually walking down the street chatting with his friend, Ted. Bill spots some fat nasty down the way.)

Bill: "Hey, Ted. Look at that fat nasty dude over there."

Ted: "Yeah, that guy is BUFF"

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jarboe

the situation that occurs when you ask somebody for help on a task or project ... and that person's help usually results in more problems and additional work than would have been encountered or required had you completed the task without any body else's help or input.

past tense: jarboed

I was attempting to meet a tight deadline at work, but it required the help of my coworker, Chuck. I asked Chuck to write the specifications for the project, but when I reviewed his work, I realized I had been jarboed.

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