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Waking up super horny and ready to fuck someone's brains out but your alone. Usually followed up with some sort of sexual perversion that shames your soul for life.
Nigga- damn nigga I woke up with the rosie Rouse. Home girl wasn't home so I ended up fucking her stuffed animals with a hot dog in my ass. Other nigga- my nigga what the fuck! Take that shit somewhere else.
the mischievous little creatures that live inside electric sockets. They wait around until you got 10% battery life on your phone at night and after you charge your phone up for overnight charging they unplug your phone. You usually wake up with your phone on or 1% or dead.
Me- I was late to work because some fuck gnomes came out of my electric socket last night and unplug my phone so my phone was dead this morning and I did not hear my alarm. Boss- yaaaà aaah OK ? I'm going to need you to go down to human resources and pee in a cup.