my humps

A song by the Black Eyed Peas about a girl who is hott and gets expensive things from a guy she doesn't know. Keep in mind she is not a slut because she doesnt have sex with them, she is kindof like a gold digger see also anna nicole smith. It refers to her humps as in buttox and her lumps as in her breasts. the song is very catchy and is played at many highschool proms where girls and guys grind profusely about eachother.

As you can see in the example, she will be with you if you buy her very expensive items. She seems like a nice girl you could take home to mama.

And now, and excerpt from: My Humps

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All their money got me wearin' fly
But I ain't askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstrating.

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myspace

One of the biggest wastes of time in mankind's history. Not a day goes by when the word Myspace is not used at a highschool. If the Myspace team decided to make the "scene" kids pay 10 dollars a day to use it, they would. Just a year ago when I joined myspace it was all about friends and talking to people you cant see all the time, now it has turned into a whoring lets see how many friends you can get in a day website. Its like highschool but way more dramatic. there are people who have three accounts because they have one for the people they dont know, the people they do know, and the people they hate or the people they go to church with.

Two girls in the library at my school
Annoying Girl 1:OMG DID YOU SEE THAT COMMENT THAT SUSIE LEFT ON DAN'S PROFILE
Annoying Girl 2:LYK YES, SHE IS SUCH A MYSPACE WHORE, SHE IS ON THERE EVERYDAY
Annoying girl 1:I KNOW, SHES SUCH AN INTERNET SLUT, HAVE YOU SEEN HER AIM PROFILE? SHE TOTALLY STOLE THAT FALL OUT BOY QUOTE FROM ME.
Me: OMG LYKE ARENT YOU GUYS ON MYSPACE
Annoying girls together: OMG YES, WE HAVE LIKE 5,000 friends
Me:{throws a flaming shoe at the girls and everyone stands up and claps}

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